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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

You'll soil your pants for:
Honda Accord, for Crusher League series
and new Ice Planet Indiana Jones!

Captain Doom cries, "I need special sunscreen! Help me!"

Wicked New...
From The Sprawl...
the latest in Nasty StuffCorp's Bee-Gang line ...
Barney!
Striking Manager says "Buy my Pompeii Playset Socket Set!".

Hottest...
From Radio City Music Hall...
the latest in Coleco's My Pretty Representative _The Early Years_ Playset line ...
Indiana Jones!
Assembly instructions included!

It's Huge Ingmar Bergman Talks! New, from SRI.
Some assembly required.

Limited Edition...
From The Sprawl...
the latest in Yoyodyne, Ltd.'s Hello Larry _Special Edition_ Playset series ...
Miss. Artiste!

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Cheers,
Joe Provo