Beware the HEADLESS COW!

There have been reports of a terrifying new creature menacing innocent gweepers.

"Can I get a comment from you, sir? "

"I have not seen anything this unnerving since the Canister Show at Holy Cross. "

"This has been Dirk Blazer, live. That's the full scoop. "

Reload this page (or cower and hide for fifteen minutes) to feel the terror again.

Be sure to check out the NEW Headless Cow Comix!

From here, you could zip over to my main gweep page.

Cheers,
Joe Provo