Joe "Catfish" Provo's Shifting Web lou-WOW!

everybody dies frustrated and sad and that is beautiful

-They Might Be Giants

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If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou churlish spur-galled malt-worm, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou craven guts-griping flirt-gill, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Visit my Poetry Grab-Bag and some writings.

Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Four:
He produced MW Rep's production of Neil Simon's Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1991). That was the first MW show to turn a profit; all were amazed.

"The people who say "there's so much $BAD now" make me want to punch them. We have more information and greater access to it. That's it. There have always been stalkers, pervs, pedos, etc. It isn't useful to focus on "what has changed from an imagined past" rather "what can we *do* about things now"."
- Joe Provo

I suggest that you hop over to my friend, Scott Lesser now.

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Birds Having Sex needs Synclavier-player.
We play rhythm, heavily influenced by
Grrrrlz In the Hood,
Massive Crocodiley,
and Many Hep Posses.  Contact Johnny at 555-4515.

Mike's Steinburger Terminator
 performing for the first time with ...
The Exploding Cinders
 ... Free Rogaine at the door!

Tonight at The Iron Horse Pub!
 Soup Division
 with a special solo Fresca-induced performance by
Craig Pierantozzi (of AmongWorld)!
Call 555-8846 for tickets!

Live at Astro Subs!
 The Red Hot Canteloupes
Blue Abacuses!
  Upright Bass Pelvis !
    and Screwed Prostitutes!