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Word-of-the-Moment:
Non-matrivending
Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Nine:
"Unless adherence is automated, a standard is useless."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a seeker met a sage by the temple. The student approached the master, and said: "What is the secret to knowledge?" Said the master: "When the hand is over the fig, then there shall be dog." With that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe