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Word-of-the-Moment:
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Little-known Catfish Fact Number Fourteen:
He does any and everything under the auspices of the Church of the SubGenius. Even the stuff the Church tells him not to do.

"Smoke gets irritated when I get in ITS eyes!"
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest checking out my friend, some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome..

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Live at Institute Park!
 Country Could Screw Itself
 with
2 Kool 2 Cease-and-Desist!
  The Artists Formerly Known as the Queers!
    and Squirreleye the Furious Burro!

  -#-  Jaded Tots -#-
Will Play at These Massive Studios:
8/25          The Bean Counter 
4/25          Astro Subs

Sunday October 5th -- LIVE at Denny's
It's Quoove Division
 .. with special guests The Rocking Knees

Noah Vawter Septet
 kickin' ass with
 the masters of rhythm&blues:
The Rutabega Emporium
Call  (623) 555-5841 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe