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A stare is woth a thousand biting phrases; see how stupid you are.

-Dead Kennedys

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Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Four:
He does any and everything under the auspices of the Church of the SubGenius. Even the stuff the Church tells him not to do.

"A critical eye is the core of American patriotism. Blind faith is the core of facism."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

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