Joe "Catfish" Provo's Web Site

I am a mighty tree in this obsidian forest.

-Tuxedomoon


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Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Sixteen:
He was on the track team in high school, for one and a half seasons until benched for an injury.

" PHIL SPECTOR HAM EXPLOSION "
--caz

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Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming SOON to this Theatre...

   Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of

  *** Gods of the Water Gladiators ***

   Featured on a Double Bill with the Action-Packed

   *** Ilsa's Unholy Presidents ***

   Definitely NOT for Mud Players!!

Cheers,
joe