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- Joe Provo
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| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Friday January 4th -- LIVE at WAG It's Dilaudin .. with special guests Reagan's Riding Crop | The Tungsten Miles rippin' it up with ... Shit Out Pretzel |
Sound Person, looking to play out. Experienced in avant-garde, space music, and rockabilly. I like ambient, especially Shaman Violation. Call Darryl at 555-5283. | Tonight at The Space! Down with Shrubs with a special solo hypnotic performance by Bob Vila (of Green Plague)! |
Cheers,
joe