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Totally Random Joe Fact Number Eight-Hundred and Eight:
"I'm too young to be too old for this shit."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Hey Love-birds... Experience the *Gripping* terror of *** Flag Burning Morons *** And For the First Time in America *** Frolic of the Brain Eating Weasels *** Cocaine WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!
Cheers,
joe