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Word-of-the-Moment:
Non-trivial
Little-known Catfish Fact Number Fourteen:
"Smoke gets irritated when I get in ITS eyes!"
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest checking out my friend, some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome..
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at Institute Park!
Country Could Screw Itself
with
2 Kool 2 Cease-and-Desist!
The Artists Formerly Known as the Queers!
and Squirreleye the Furious Burro!
| -#- Jaded Tots -#- Will Play at These Massive Studios: 8/25 The Bean Counter 4/25 Astro Subs |
Sunday October 5th -- LIVE at Denny's It's Quoove Division .. with special guests The Rocking Knees | Noah Vawter Septet kickin' ass with the masters of rhythm&blues: The Rutabega Emporium Call (623) 555-5841 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe