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Totally Random JZP Fact Number Two:
He once got someone drunk to sign a check to the Church of the SubGenius.

"Holding onto a grievance or resentment is like drinking poison and expecting your enemy to die."
--Nelson Mandala

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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Lose Forty-Nine Pounds Fast With Kirstie Alley's Low Fat Diet.