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Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Four:
"The people who say "there's so much $BAD now" make me want to punch them. We have more information and greater access to it. That's it. There have always been stalkers, pervs, pedos, etc. It isn't useful to focus on "what has changed from an imagined past" rather "what can we *do* about things now"."
- Joe Provo
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Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Birds Having Sex needs Synclavier-player. We play rhythm, heavily influenced by Grrrrlz In the Hood, Massive Crocodiley, and Many Hep Posses. Contact Johnny at 555-4515.
Mike's Steinburger Terminator performing for the first time with ... The Exploding Cinders ... Free Rogaine at the door!
Tonight at The Iron Horse Pub! Soup Division with a special solo Fresca-induced performance by Craig Pierantozzi (of AmongWorld)! Call 555-8846 for tickets!
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