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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
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Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Friday January 4th -- LIVE at WAG It's Dilaudin .. with special guests Reagan's Riding Crop
The Tungsten Miles rippin' it up with ... Shit Out Pretzel
Sound Person, looking to play out. Experienced in avant-garde, space music, and rockabilly. I like ambient, especially Shaman Violation. Call Darryl at 555-5283.
Tonight at The Space! Down with Shrubs with a special solo hypnotic performance by Bob Vila (of Green Plague)!