jprovo's Perpetually Mutating Pages

I Want a BB Gun and a Glass Eye!

-Happy Flowers

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Simple misspellings. "Caching" is correct - "cacheing" is not.

Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Six:
He weilds a feirce punching nun.

"Good Engineering dictates that simple ways to avoid problems from occuring is better than having to solve problems that have occured."
- Joe Provo

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Friday January 4th -- LIVE at WAG
It's Dilaudin
 .. with special guests Reagan's Riding Crop

The Tungsten Miles
 rippin' it up with ...
Shit Out Pretzel

Sound Person, looking to play out.
Experienced in avant-garde, space music,
and rockabilly.  I like ambient, especially
Shaman Violation.
Call Darryl at 555-5283.

Tonight at The Space!
 Down with Shrubs
 with a special solo hypnotic performance by
Bob Vila (of Green Plague)!