Joe "Catfish" Provo's World-Wide-Weirdness

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-The Cramps


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Totally Random Joe Fact Number Eight-Hundred and Eight:
He has nothing to do with Xyrem's active pharmacutical ingredent sodium oxybate, despite it being known as JZP-6.

"I'm too young to be too old for this shit."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest that you hop over to GweepNet or you visit Bill Marr's Survey Central right away!

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Hey Love-birds...

   Experience the *Gripping* terror of

  *** Flag Burning Morons ***

   And For the First Time in America

   *** Frolic of the Brain Eating Weasels ***

   Cocaine WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!

Cheers,
joe