The Catfish's Modulating Web Pages

Critical thinking is vital.

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou saucy base-court puttock, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou ruttish ill-breeding pumpion, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Automated systems using 12-hour clocks.

Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Seven-Hundred:
He kissed his ass goodbye on X-day. That's the SubGenius doomsday/salavtion that was on July 5th 1998. He laughed all the way to the saucers.

"Fools ignore complexity; pragmatists suffer it; experts avoid it; geniuses remove it."
-- Alan Perlis

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Hey Love-birds...

   SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature

  *** Torture Chamber of the Savage Pygmies ***

   Together With the Equally Sphincter-Clenching

   *** River of the Decrepit Cobras ***

   You'll SHUDDER at the UNBELIEVABLE Spectacle!!